Oh man, this was an....INTERESTING entry. (for 's contest, of course!) Half of it written last night DIDN'T GET ANY SLEEP 'cause we're going away today and contest deadline is while I'm not near a computer.

I'm...I'm mostly proud of it, though I'm not entirely sure of the character dynamics.

Italics means that YEAH, they're speaking in Russian but I got really lazy with actually figuring out the russian, plus some of the curse words actually didn't translate well.

Warning is mostly for Vassily's language, i'unno.

(1) my brother
(2) bitch
(3) thief
(4) thief in law – high rank
(5) idiot
(6) grandmother/old woman